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ruffalofluffalo:

i feel like this gif accurately represents me when exposed to direct sunlight

ifuckedmartinfreeman:

badwolflaurel:

mynamekyle:

the dollar store is a wonderful place. everything is a dollar.

you are a dollar. i am a dollar.

we are all dollars.

and in that moment, i swear we were dollars

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

sassygaydraco:

if i know what line a character is going to say in a movie then i will say it with them and no one can stop me

what-what-smuppet-butt:

I want to know when I ever typed this

faceofbong:

order a pizza and when the delivery guy shows up act confused and ask whos it for, and when the delivery guy says your name just say “adam?….. adam doesnt live here anymore. he died exactly 10 years ago after he ordered a pizza. is this some kind of sick joke?” start crying, take the pizza and close the door before they even get a chance to ask you for the money. you now have a free pizza. congratulations.

idontcareifitsreal:

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

this site is on drugs

icorly:

please allow 5 to 7 business days for me to understand the joke you just made

troyesivan:

wow this is my life story in like 30 seconds

ACCURATE.

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline