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habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

lonelymountainorbust:

when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”

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wanksclub:

just imagine how clean the world would be if ppl gained weight from littering

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

on the back is written “you monster”

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

deaderidan:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

MASTURBATION TIPS
TOSS YOUR FUCKING SHOPPING CARTS UP THE NEAREST TREE
GETS ME ROCK FUCKING SOLID 

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet