lindsaychrist:

*zoey 101 voice* are you ready?

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

sammiey:

sammiey:

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell

well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

• WiFi: connected
• Me: then act like it

firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

sexiestkush:

I just wanted to say that I am very beautiful and talented and I’m going places

joshpeckofficial:

yeah that’s true, but is it tru

jerkidiot:

has anyone ever seen a volcano entered in a science fair or is that just a myth from tv and movies

mhiilk:

“its dark im scared”

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

vanessaannes:

i really need a day between saturday and sunday